{"id":4371,"date":"2021-04-17T19:10:04","date_gmt":"2021-04-17T19:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/?p=4371"},"modified":"2021-04-17T19:10:04","modified_gmt":"2021-04-17T19:10:04","slug":"the-mighty-hatters-gave-the-mafia-one-hell-of-a-beating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/?p=4371","title":{"rendered":"The Mighty Hatters  gave the Mafia one hell of a beating!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry folks it is a gloating sporting blog today. My wonderful football team the <span style=\"color: #ff9900;\"><strong>Mighty Hatters<\/strong> <\/span>played our near neighbours (run by dodgy money from Italy) off the park with a superb footballing team performance. It feels like we have finally arrived back after the painful journey my club have been on. Still smiling five hours after the game! I am hoping that tomorrow <strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Gloucestershire<\/span> <\/strong>finish \u00a0my sporting weekend with a win in the West Country Cricket Derby!<\/p>\n<p>I was still smiling on my ride this afternoon with my pal. The weather was perfect sun shining, no wind and the temperature was just right!<\/p>\n<p>Punch lines to yesterday&#8217;s <em><strong>corny jokes<\/strong><\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>a) A Pig&#8217;s favourite move is <span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>a pork chop!\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 b) The man who kept being knocked by a bike was<span style=\"color: #99cc00;\"><strong> in a vicious cycle<\/strong><\/span>!\u00a0 c) &#8220;Break a leg&#8221; is said because <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><strong>every play needs a cast!<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 d) The photo was in jail because <span style=\"color: #339966;\"><strong>he had been framed!<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 e) A Witch&#8217;s favourite subject is <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Spelling!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry folks it is a gloating sporting blog today. My wonderful football team the Mighty Hatters played our near neighbours (run by dodgy money from Italy) off the park with a superb footballing team performance. It feels like we have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/?p=4371\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2D5Gc-18v","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4372,"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4371\/revisions\/4372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thestorytraveller.co.uk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}