We were moving some things around to accommodate a toddler bed we have acquired for our grandchildren when they stay (getting beyond travel cots!) and I cam across a small booklet of Apple Poems that was competition  for celebration of the Apple to coincide with a Johnny Coppin concert in St Mary’s Church Frampton to raise funds. I submitted a poem slightly tongue in cheek that ended up highly commended and is in the said booklet! Here it is photocopied!